Saturday, May 16, 2009

haryana 2020...














Haryana 20-20.....sounds like some haryana's very own cricket tournament..but naa TAU...

that was haryana roadways bus no....in which i came last night to chandigarh...

boy...what a journey...the driver drove so smoothly....just broke two side mirrors of trucks while overtaking...and i reached in 4 hours..which normally is a 5 hours journey..

truly saying..they are the cheetahs of G.T. Road which can go from any gap that it sees on road.....no one can win them, lot of dares required to overtake them..

Guys who dream to participate in reality stunt shows and dare shows like who dare wins or Khatron ke Khiladi..just try to sit on roof of these buses(yea..ones in pictures may become ur inspirations)...i promise they will bring hell out of u...and u will leave ur dream on bus roof itself......

And the guy sitting behind me had played his fav. songs play-list....purest desi punjabi songs....
poor baby! he wasn't having his headphones...so played them all loudly.....a perfect background music when u r enjoying haryana roadways smooth journey...

passengers who were trying to sleep...ignoring that soothing music......made a bad try....as their heads were getting regularly banged with windows or seat rods..

Laloo ji....yea, our former railway minister...had promised bullet train between delhi and mumbai..
But Laloo ji!! no need of that....we have our very own haryana roadways...no need to make any trial run...they will definitely make your unimaginable road journey into 9-10 hours..
But make one thing compulsory...all passengers must be insured !!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Here and There...

This happened yesterday...here it goes...last evening, i had gone to nearby Mother Dairy Safal Fruit shop to fetch some fruits  for my empty stomach. After selecting fruits of my part,  I was standing in Billing queue & i noticed this lady's impatience. The fruit seller was not having change( just 1 rupee) for balance to pay her and politely told the lady " Madam ji, thodi der wait kar lijiye ya parchi le jaiye" and then came her impatience..she just murmered these nice words with her nice facial expressions- " f******* jeasus christ, what the indians, idiots".(she was herself an indian....guys).. and she started leaving..fruit seller politely shouted at her to take a 1 rupee token and her reply..u can guess it...."oh! shut up, keep that with you"....

This lady needs to attend some How-to-speak-well classes...and Fruit wale Bhaiya!! please keep some change yaar...for these impatient n well-mannered fruit eaters...

I have been brought up watching Ramayan and Mahabharat on t.v. and have always learnt the holy importance of the Indian cow( Cow Mata ki Jai Ho....). But I have always wondered why they are so much part of our daily traffic. The stray cattle are always leading the traffic and innocent drivers have nothing to do except to wait impatiently or blow horns....Chalo! that's bit common...but here in Noida..There is another add-on. The nearby village people take their buffalos for grazing from the common heavy traffic road itself....they have no traffic signals to obey...and just co-operate enough to do some nice traffic jams...One can't argue with them as they are all like we-are-not-listening-you people...and you never know..when one of the buffalos becomes mad and hit you as you are waiting at opposite side..to let their march-past go patiently...(they do hit....be careful..it has happened with me..even if i was not wearing RED clothes that day...)....