Nokia............unaware of blog???

Yes pals...Thats sounds weird on first thought but Nokia is not aware about blogging......leave Nokia...all other cell phone makers,...take it Sony Ericsson, Motorola, LG, Samsung(not sure about this)....have all done this heinous crime...

What daffa/Crime act in english precisely to be used for them now..:P:P

and the biggest part....whats the crime..

They have not included the words "blog" or "blogging" in their SMS dictionaries(yes..T9 ones..)...It was a eye wide opening thing for me at least..when i tried to type word "blog" keeping my dictionary on..i got options as "Cloi", "Almi and "Clog"....and no blog word was there...wtf...i had to add it in my dictionary manually...guess you all have to do that now...

i dedicate this post as my Gandhian protest to make these cell companies to put word blog in their T9 dictionaries..if you don't want then add these two words for yourself..."F*** Y**"...

PAKISTAN IN INDIA!!!

India...yes..our ever forever happening country..INDIA....

I guess there is no other country in the world where so many things happen in a day....but these ew words will not give any idea to you of what i am gonna write now(what i am writing??..lolz)..


I read this news of this monkeyship of our 'Marathi Manoos' Shiv Saniks....who are on a rampage to prevent the release of Shahrukh's latest movie "My Name is Khan"....attacking multiplexes where advance booking of movie is happening...throwing black inks on the movie's posters....Just wanna say to all you Shiv Saniks...You are a bullshit on name of our country...

Mumbai..the city of dreams..the city that never sleeps...belongs to all Indians....perhaps these Shiv Saniks can never understand this...They still believe in their chauvinistic theories...that Maharashtra means only for Marathi people...No Northies allowed here...reserve all the jobs that are meant in Mumbai for Marathi people...don't take Pakistani players in IPL...n blah blah blah...these lazy brains can only think of such devil things...

This is all being done only for one motive..to win elections..Politics..but i believe they never deserve a single vote in elections..Shiv Sena must be banned...

Mumbai...This city is only standing on her name...due to all non-Marathi and Marathi common and uncommom people who live together in harmony. Common...like those Dabbawallahs, fishermen, autowallahs...n uncommom...Ambanis, Bollywood, Fashion people....

We say our biggest enemies are Pakistan and China....but our very own Pakistan enemy are sitting in our country in the disguise of these Shiv Sena people, in disguise of people like the KCR(Telengana man..) who is crying for a separate Telengana n all other forces who wanna divide our India....These people should either leave India or if they wanna live in India, then they should keep their mouth shut!!!....

Jaihind....(God..proud to be an Indian...)

I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

12.40 am..still in office( :(..damn..who made this roster)...no work...listening Emotional Atyachaar (remix version).......Frens!! I am feeling so much satiated while writing this post after so much time... But there are few reasons that i was not blogging which will show you traits of my negative personality...but i don't hesitate to show them all.... so here they are:-

1. I am lazy... so never felt the reason to religiously do some blogging

(next song..escape by Enrique)

2. I always had an impression that no one read my blog but when i opened my blog today..i found few clicks on the 'funny' n 'cool' tabs that people have clicked after reading my blog...and I am having my first blog follower..just wanna say..I love u all...and thanks a lot for waking up this lazy soul to blog again...

So I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies n Tears...

Aila.......I m back....just a day before my birthday. ..but this time, i do promise to give my blog some significant time every week..



Yesterday..i checked out the movie...ajab prem ki ghazab kahani...kahani was quite ghazab...it is going to get ur funny bone out....but then i gave a thought how many times i have got my sad bone out while watching movies...precisely saying..why do people cry while watching movies...??



Indian movies typically try to pull out tears out of ur eyes using ur heart fuel.....mostly due to these melodramatic films based on family values or some innocent stuff...



When i was in 3rd standard...i had gone to watch the Blockbuster Hum Aapke Hain Kaun....wid my mom n dad....mom cried...i did't notice her that time....next day, my nani came n ma-beti ki jodi took me along for the same movie again....This time..Mom cried so much along wid nani...she cried more heavily...that even i started crying along..still wondering why we were crying...;) However, i began my career of watching cinema by checking out English movies....Jurrasic Park1-2, True Lies..My uncle had closed my eyes on one scene of this movie..lolzz



Its alright to keep ur emotions in urself or take them out..depends on individual...some out of embarressment can't show them or some will need at least two hankies to wipe out tears...TZP(last movie in which i cried)... involved a lot of crying..it was a two hankie stuff..



Anywz....the tears may come out depending on movie's script n person to person...for some, its entertainment n for some its their real lifedrama playing in front of their eyes...Before watching a new movie..one should check out the previews of all movies released in that week...n then decide for the movie....watching a heavy social n tragedy movie with some same situation hpnd recently may lead to sorry stuff n that shud be avoided...just go, sit on that audi chair of ur nearest multiplex n enjoy the movie..its a 2 hour entertainment which is meant to divert u from ur life's hosh-posh mess to a reel world...Infuse that much strength so that movie does't jumps on u.....Get nicely sychronised...n enjoy...

but do take two hankies for ur mom..lolzz..women have fair chance to cry more then men...

Now that's embarrassing.....

Phew....I am back...n that too with an embarrassing bang....

How many times in life we come across these embarrasing moments...i believe a lot no. of times...starting from our vaby avtar when we pee in our first diapers or before that only...but they go unnoticed as we were not in our prpoer senses that time....

but these embarrasing moments do teach a lesson for future to be careful in getting embarrassed..

Some of these E momemts that have happened with me( may happen in future too) n they should have happened with you too...or you are not an earthian then....here i go..

1. This happened today only... When you move ur hand ahead to have a hand shake with someone and that person did't even notice that...or moreover passes away from near you...n u just keep standing as a statue..having a nice shy smile....n giving some nice slangs to ur dearest friend...

2. You are sitting somewhere...in a bus, train, market, cinema...any waiting place...and the person seating next to you start taking a nap and starts hanging is head in air and then looking for ur shoulder as a nice pillow....you start adjusting yourself so that he does't fall on you but the other is in sleep...n he is on a free fall..so wat to do...?? or if it had happened wid me and a girl was sitting next to me...taking a nap and looking for my help....i will offer my shoulder gracefully;)

3. This happened in school time.......you are having a test the very next day..n u start preparing confidently....next day u have question paper in front of u and when u look at questions, they are all out of syllabus..(according to u). But when u do all the investigation, the moment comes..u have prepared chapter-5 instead of chapter-6 coz. u have noted down syllabus in haste...so enjoy in exam...

4. When someone is trying to open any lid or break something...and he is not able to do as its closed quite tightly...u..treating urself as hercules...just take the thing in ur hand telling ur fren..."le!! tere mein itna dum bhi nai hai....let me open it"...n u apply ur H power...which is all C-grade and u can't even open or break it....Now just imagine ur look that time....i hope u are getting embarrassed now...

Well..these are just some moments which keep happening now n then....either u can laugh them away or get embarrassed with them.....former is better but ultimately....u will get embarrassed smilingly and laugh them away.......... :):)

haryana 2020...

Haryana 20-20.....sounds like some haryana's very own cricket tournament..but naa TAU...

that was haryana roadways bus no....in which i came last night to chandigarh...

boy...what a journey...the driver drove so smoothly....just broke two side mirrors of trucks while overtaking...and i reached in 4 hours..which normally is a 5 hours journey..

truly saying..they are the cheetahs of G.T. Road which can go from any gap that it sees on road.....no one can win them, lot of dares required to overtake them..

Guys who dream to participate in reality stunt shows and dare shows like who dare wins or Khatron ke Khiladi..just try to sit on roof of these buses(yea..ones in pictures may become ur inspirations)...i promise they will bring hell out of u...and u will leave ur dream on bus roof itself......

And the guy sitting behind me had played his fav. songs play-list....purest desi punjabi songs....
poor baby! he wasn't having his headphones...so played them all loudly.....a perfect background music when u r enjoying haryana roadways smooth journey...

passengers who were trying to sleep...ignoring that soothing music......made a bad try....as their heads were getting regularly banged with windows or seat rods..

Laloo ji....yea, our former railway minister...had promised bullet train between delhi and mumbai..
But Laloo ji!! no need of that....we have our very own haryana roadways...no need to make any trial run...they will definitely make your unimaginable road journey into 9-10 hours..
But make one thing compulsory...all passengers must be insured !!

Here and There...

This happened yesterday...here it goes...last evening, i had gone to nearby Mother Dairy Safal Fruit shop to fetch some fruits  for my empty stomach. After selecting fruits of my part,  I was standing in Billing queue & i noticed this lady's impatience. The fruit seller was not having change( just 1 rupee) for balance to pay her and politely told the lady " Madam ji, thodi der wait kar lijiye ya parchi le jaiye" and then came her impatience..she just murmered these nice words with her nice facial expressions- " f******* jeasus christ, what the indians, idiots".(she was herself an indian....guys).. and she started leaving..fruit seller politely shouted at her to take a 1 rupee token and her reply..u can guess it...."oh! shut up, keep that with you"....

This lady needs to attend some How-to-speak-well classes...and Fruit wale Bhaiya!! please keep some change yaar...for these impatient n well-mannered fruit eaters...

I have been brought up watching Ramayan and Mahabharat on t.v. and have always learnt the holy importance of the Indian cow( Cow Mata ki Jai Ho....). But I have always wondered why they are so much part of our daily traffic. The stray cattle are always leading the traffic and innocent drivers have nothing to do except to wait impatiently or blow horns....Chalo! that's bit common...but here in Noida..There is another add-on. The nearby village people take their buffalos for grazing from the common heavy traffic road itself....they have no traffic signals to obey...and just co-operate enough to do some nice traffic jams...One can't argue with them as they are all like we-are-not-listening-you people...and you never know..when one of the buffalos becomes mad and hit you as you are waiting at opposite side..to let their march-past go patiently...(they do hit....be careful..it has happened with me..even if i was not wearing RED clothes that day...)....

Amulaya Amul....

Guys...we have been eating Amul butter since our baby days. But i have been always fascinated by their Ads..the chubby little girl has remained mascot of Amul from very start of their Ad. campaign...

Be it the abhi-ash marriage, any imp. movie release or any good event happening around you..Amul is always there to put some extra butteriee delicious humour to it..i have always seen her on hoardings near Delhi fly-overs, front page of TOI, TV ads...etc..few places to name for its presence..

Amul is all set to enter Guniess Book for their longest running ad. campaign..

i have put some of them here...check'em out and enjoy..especially the bollywood ones..