The sun had set in, wheels were in motion and i was being dropped at the station...i was just viewing end of another blissful stay at my home...simultaneously listening to the missile like scolding words of my father..as usual...which are his complaints with me....actually by this..he shows how much he loves me...and exhumes everything out of his heart that he has stored for me...aah!!..me a lucky son of an unlucky father;);)

On way to Delhi...I was catching the beautiful scenes passing outside my window...Burnt wheat fields, facades of kuchha village houses passing by..village damsels....trees..n all beautiful creatures of man n nature...Then one unusual eye-soothing n lips-smiling sight caught me at one of the stations....a child in his village school uniform was trying to drink water from his above-height tap...he was making all-wet attempts..laughing..unaware of people watching around him...unaware of his clothes which were getting soaked..bunked his school to catch the 1st glimpse of the train....I was just trying to feel his carefree state of mind....unaware of anything around...and then i asked myself

"Dude! why can't you be like that???"....a carefree soul...what i need...a temporary nirvana..exonerating all those chaos..botherings..problems....commotions...worries....fears....that have always been revolving around me....

Then, another voice came from somewhere...clearing all that smog around me...a waking up dude-like-saint...it just told me these lines..

"Dude! I am you...I am the source of all those worries..commotions....all those synonyms u used...i m also in relation with them....but perhaps my best identity is...I am the solution to all of them...Just learn to be satisfied..living in ur present...past is not gonna come back..and future is just another unknown fiction..it is just your present..and you have to decide what you want to do in this time...have this frivolous thinking like u r having now...or just start doing some action for all those magnified-but-miniature form problems....be lively with your present..it always accompanies you wherever you go...everyday is a new day and you have to end each day by giving your ultimate best to the present....this not only improves your problem past but also sows seeds for a better tomorrow... so Wake up shivu!! present is calling you.....stand up dude n JUST DO IT!!!"...

Women--Angels or Demons????

While writing the title...i just got first spelling mistake in writing the word 'women'...i guess women have already begun to curse me up for this post...;)

Anywz...I am reading a book these days "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"...and due to some mystic incidents in last few weeks...caught my attention to write up this post....

Firstly to tickle your funny bone a bit...let me share these incidents...Last October..i was travelling by train..and i had a newly wed sardar sardarni couple as my neighbours(i was quite lucky...)...when the breakfast was served..sardar ji took sauce and sardarni held the breadpiece...and sardar ji started making heart shape designs over the bread...after sometime he started applying nail-polish to her..when we were about to arrive chandigarh, sardarni went to restroom..changed into a suit..applied a sindoor to look traditional in front of her parents-in-law..now this girl is supportive to her husband...and cares for the family as well as for her...

Same incident happened again last week..but characters(except me..) and story got changed a bit...there were no romantic acts here..the new bride had just laid her head on guy's shoulders to seek some romantic comforts...but suddenly she started complaining about guy's relatives,his family and came in a Jhansi ki Rani mode...Guy..was just doing hmmm,yes,hmm..no options left other then to face that fighting lady's menace...i m sure he would be regretting and thinking how he will live with this crying baby now...for whole life...now this girl is surely uncaring about her family....uncaring for her husband...and a true headache for anyone.....


Women-Angels or Demons...?? Well..this riddle can never be solved...Past historians, Psychologists, Scientists..every sort of human occupation is confused about this riddle..Its solution always comes temporarily like.....when she is a wife...angel or demon-confusion here.....sister...again confusion...girlfriend...confusion again.....but two relations will never give confusion...at least to me..that are...daughter and mother.....Other relations may always need some correction but these two are too pure...


Perhaps..we may never live without women(no one wants to be a gay here..right)...we are always dependent on her in these life roles as well as in our daily life..nothing eye-catching can be created without them....have you seen any adv. without women?? They are the ones to whom we try to give our max. care and they deserve this..our care is quite less as compared to what the amount they give to us...but only..if they are angels...When they come in there demon..complaining mode...it will be better to be free from them..for a while...let me think what they are behaving and then check them again..if still have't changed..better help them out..

Chaos between Angel or Demon thing may never end..but she is the doctor,she is the judge, she is the mother, she is ma durga, she is sonia gandhi...she is my sister..she is your girlfriend..she is my aunt..she is your neighbor...There demon part is always .00001 % of the whole thing...so respecting and taking care of her rest major part is the soulful duty of we-men structures...so stop thinking over this riddle and spend this good time of planning something good for your 'her'...


All Women say Tathstu to me now..plzzzzz;)

Nokia............unaware of blog???

Yes pals...Thats sounds weird on first thought but Nokia is not aware about blogging......leave Nokia...all other cell phone makers,...take it Sony Ericsson, Motorola, LG, Samsung(not sure about this)....have all done this heinous crime...

What daffa/Crime act in english precisely to be used for them now..:P:P

and the biggest part....whats the crime..

They have not included the words "blog" or "blogging" in their SMS dictionaries(yes..T9 ones..)...It was a eye wide opening thing for me at least..when i tried to type word "blog" keeping my dictionary on..i got options as "Cloi", "Almi and "Clog"....and no blog word was there...wtf...i had to add it in my dictionary manually...guess you all have to do that now...

i dedicate this post as my Gandhian protest to make these cell companies to put word blog in their T9 dictionaries..if you don't want then add these two words for yourself..."F*** Y**"...

PAKISTAN IN INDIA!!!

India...yes..our ever forever happening country..INDIA....

I guess there is no other country in the world where so many things happen in a day....but these ew words will not give any idea to you of what i am gonna write now(what i am writing??..lolz)..


I read this news of this monkeyship of our 'Marathi Manoos' Shiv Saniks....who are on a rampage to prevent the release of Shahrukh's latest movie "My Name is Khan"....attacking multiplexes where advance booking of movie is happening...throwing black inks on the movie's posters....Just wanna say to all you Shiv Saniks...You are a bullshit on name of our country...

Mumbai..the city of dreams..the city that never sleeps...belongs to all Indians....perhaps these Shiv Saniks can never understand this...They still believe in their chauvinistic theories...that Maharashtra means only for Marathi people...No Northies allowed here...reserve all the jobs that are meant in Mumbai for Marathi people...don't take Pakistani players in IPL...n blah blah blah...these lazy brains can only think of such devil things...

This is all being done only for one motive..to win elections..Politics..but i believe they never deserve a single vote in elections..Shiv Sena must be banned...

Mumbai...This city is only standing on her name...due to all non-Marathi and Marathi common and uncommom people who live together in harmony. Common...like those Dabbawallahs, fishermen, autowallahs...n uncommom...Ambanis, Bollywood, Fashion people....

We say our biggest enemies are Pakistan and China....but our very own Pakistan enemy are sitting in our country in the disguise of these Shiv Sena people, in disguise of people like the KCR(Telengana man..) who is crying for a separate Telengana n all other forces who wanna divide our India....These people should either leave India or if they wanna live in India, then they should keep their mouth shut!!!....

Jaihind....(God..proud to be an Indian...)

I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

12.40 am..still in office( :(..damn..who made this roster)...no work...listening Emotional Atyachaar (remix version).......Frens!! I am feeling so much satiated while writing this post after so much time... But there are few reasons that i was not blogging which will show you traits of my negative personality...but i don't hesitate to show them all.... so here they are:-

1. I am lazy... so never felt the reason to religiously do some blogging

(next song..escape by Enrique)

2. I always had an impression that no one read my blog but when i opened my blog today..i found few clicks on the 'funny' n 'cool' tabs that people have clicked after reading my blog...and I am having my first blog follower..just wanna say..I love u all...and thanks a lot for waking up this lazy soul to blog again...

So I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies n Tears...

Aila.......I m back....just a day before my birthday. ..but this time, i do promise to give my blog some significant time every week..



Yesterday..i checked out the movie...ajab prem ki ghazab kahani...kahani was quite ghazab...it is going to get ur funny bone out....but then i gave a thought how many times i have got my sad bone out while watching movies...precisely saying..why do people cry while watching movies...??



Indian movies typically try to pull out tears out of ur eyes using ur heart fuel.....mostly due to these melodramatic films based on family values or some innocent stuff...



When i was in 3rd standard...i had gone to watch the Blockbuster Hum Aapke Hain Kaun....wid my mom n dad....mom cried...i did't notice her that time....next day, my nani came n ma-beti ki jodi took me along for the same movie again....This time..Mom cried so much along wid nani...she cried more heavily...that even i started crying along..still wondering why we were crying...;) However, i began my career of watching cinema by checking out English movies....Jurrasic Park1-2, True Lies..My uncle had closed my eyes on one scene of this movie..lolzz



Its alright to keep ur emotions in urself or take them out..depends on individual...some out of embarressment can't show them or some will need at least two hankies to wipe out tears...TZP(last movie in which i cried)... involved a lot of crying..it was a two hankie stuff..



Anywz....the tears may come out depending on movie's script n person to person...for some, its entertainment n for some its their real lifedrama playing in front of their eyes...Before watching a new movie..one should check out the previews of all movies released in that week...n then decide for the movie....watching a heavy social n tragedy movie with some same situation hpnd recently may lead to sorry stuff n that shud be avoided...just go, sit on that audi chair of ur nearest multiplex n enjoy the movie..its a 2 hour entertainment which is meant to divert u from ur life's hosh-posh mess to a reel world...Infuse that much strength so that movie does't jumps on u.....Get nicely sychronised...n enjoy...

but do take two hankies for ur mom..lolzz..women have fair chance to cry more then men...

Now that's embarrassing.....

Phew....I am back...n that too with an embarrassing bang....

How many times in life we come across these embarrasing moments...i believe a lot no. of times...starting from our vaby avtar when we pee in our first diapers or before that only...but they go unnoticed as we were not in our prpoer senses that time....

but these embarrasing moments do teach a lesson for future to be careful in getting embarrassed..

Some of these E momemts that have happened with me( may happen in future too) n they should have happened with you too...or you are not an earthian then....here i go..

1. This happened today only... When you move ur hand ahead to have a hand shake with someone and that person did't even notice that...or moreover passes away from near you...n u just keep standing as a statue..having a nice shy smile....n giving some nice slangs to ur dearest friend...

2. You are sitting somewhere...in a bus, train, market, cinema...any waiting place...and the person seating next to you start taking a nap and starts hanging is head in air and then looking for ur shoulder as a nice pillow....you start adjusting yourself so that he does't fall on you but the other is in sleep...n he is on a free fall..so wat to do...?? or if it had happened wid me and a girl was sitting next to me...taking a nap and looking for my help....i will offer my shoulder gracefully;)

3. This happened in school time.......you are having a test the very next day..n u start preparing confidently....next day u have question paper in front of u and when u look at questions, they are all out of syllabus..(according to u). But when u do all the investigation, the moment comes..u have prepared chapter-5 instead of chapter-6 coz. u have noted down syllabus in haste...so enjoy in exam...

4. When someone is trying to open any lid or break something...and he is not able to do as its closed quite tightly...u..treating urself as hercules...just take the thing in ur hand telling ur fren..."le!! tere mein itna dum bhi nai hai....let me open it"...n u apply ur H power...which is all C-grade and u can't even open or break it....Now just imagine ur look that time....i hope u are getting embarrassed now...

Well..these are just some moments which keep happening now n then....either u can laugh them away or get embarrassed with them.....former is better but ultimately....u will get embarrassed smilingly and laugh them away.......... :):)

haryana 2020...

Haryana 20-20.....sounds like some haryana's very own cricket tournament..but naa TAU...

that was haryana roadways bus no....in which i came last night to chandigarh...

boy...what a journey...the driver drove so smoothly....just broke two side mirrors of trucks while overtaking...and i reached in 4 hours..which normally is a 5 hours journey..

truly saying..they are the cheetahs of G.T. Road which can go from any gap that it sees on road.....no one can win them, lot of dares required to overtake them..

Guys who dream to participate in reality stunt shows and dare shows like who dare wins or Khatron ke Khiladi..just try to sit on roof of these buses(yea..ones in pictures may become ur inspirations)...i promise they will bring hell out of u...and u will leave ur dream on bus roof itself......

And the guy sitting behind me had played his fav. songs play-list....purest desi punjabi songs....
poor baby! he wasn't having his headphones...so played them all loudly.....a perfect background music when u r enjoying haryana roadways smooth journey...

passengers who were trying to sleep...ignoring that soothing music......made a bad try....as their heads were getting regularly banged with windows or seat rods..

Laloo ji....yea, our former railway minister...had promised bullet train between delhi and mumbai..
But Laloo ji!! no need of that....we have our very own haryana roadways...no need to make any trial run...they will definitely make your unimaginable road journey into 9-10 hours..
But make one thing compulsory...all passengers must be insured !!