Monday, November 9, 2009

Movies n Tears...

Aila.......I m back....just a day before my birthday. ..but this time, i do promise to give my blog some significant time every week..



Yesterday..i checked out the movie...ajab prem ki ghazab kahani...kahani was quite ghazab...it is going to get ur funny bone out....but then i gave a thought how many times i have got my sad bone out while watching movies...precisely saying..why do people cry while watching movies...??



Indian movies typically try to pull out tears out of ur eyes using ur heart fuel.....mostly due to these melodramatic films based on family values or some innocent stuff...



When i was in 3rd standard...i had gone to watch the Blockbuster Hum Aapke Hain Kaun....wid my mom n dad....mom cried...i did't notice her that time....next day, my nani came n ma-beti ki jodi took me along for the same movie again....This time..Mom cried so much along wid nani...she cried more heavily...that even i started crying along..still wondering why we were crying...;) However, i began my career of watching cinema by checking out English movies....Jurrasic Park1-2, True Lies..My uncle had closed my eyes on one scene of this movie..lolzz



Its alright to keep ur emotions in urself or take them out..depends on individual...some out of embarressment can't show them or some will need at least two hankies to wipe out tears...TZP(last movie in which i cried)... involved a lot of crying..it was a two hankie stuff..



Anywz....the tears may come out depending on movie's script n person to person...for some, its entertainment n for some its their real lifedrama playing in front of their eyes...Before watching a new movie..one should check out the previews of all movies released in that week...n then decide for the movie....watching a heavy social n tragedy movie with some same situation hpnd recently may lead to sorry stuff n that shud be avoided...just go, sit on that audi chair of ur nearest multiplex n enjoy the movie..its a 2 hour entertainment which is meant to divert u from ur life's hosh-posh mess to a reel world...Infuse that much strength so that movie does't jumps on u.....Get nicely sychronised...n enjoy...

but do take two hankies for ur mom..lolzz..women have fair chance to cry more then men...

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Now that's embarrassing.....



Phew....I am back...n that too with an embarrassing bang....

How many times in life we come across these embarrasing moments...i believe a lot no. of times...starting from our vaby avtar when we pee in our first diapers or before that only...but they go unnoticed as we were not in our prpoer senses that time....

but these embarrasing moments do teach a lesson for future to be careful in getting embarrassed..

Some of these E momemts that have happened with me( may happen in future too) n they should have happened with you too...or you are not an earthian then....here i go..

1. This happened today only... When you move ur hand ahead to have a hand shake with someone and that person did't even notice that...or moreover passes away from near you...n u just keep standing as a statue..having a nice shy smile....n giving some nice slangs to ur dearest friend...

2. You are sitting somewhere...in a bus, train, market, cinema...any waiting place...and the person seating next to you start taking a nap and starts hanging is head in air and then looking for ur shoulder as a nice pillow....you start adjusting yourself so that he does't fall on you but the other is in sleep...n he is on a free fall..so wat to do...?? or if it had happened wid me and a girl was sitting next to me...taking a nap and looking for my help....i will offer my shoulder gracefully;)

3. This happened in school time.......you are having a test the very next day..n u start preparing confidently....next day u have question paper in front of u and when u look at questions, they are all out of syllabus..(according to u). But when u do all the investigation, the moment comes..u have prepared chapter-5 instead of chapter-6 coz. u have noted down syllabus in haste...so enjoy in exam...

4. When someone is trying to open any lid or break something...and he is not able to do as its closed quite tightly...u..treating urself as hercules...just take the thing in ur hand telling ur fren..."le!! tere mein itna dum bhi nai hai....let me open it"...n u apply ur H power...which is all C-grade and u can't even open or break it....Now just imagine ur look that time....i hope u are getting embarrassed now...

Well..these are just some moments which keep happening now n then....either u can laugh them away or get embarrassed with them.....former is better but ultimately....u will get embarrassed smilingly and laugh them away.......... :):)

Saturday, May 16, 2009

haryana 2020...














Haryana 20-20.....sounds like some haryana's very own cricket tournament..but naa TAU...

that was haryana roadways bus no....in which i came last night to chandigarh...

boy...what a journey...the driver drove so smoothly....just broke two side mirrors of trucks while overtaking...and i reached in 4 hours..which normally is a 5 hours journey..

truly saying..they are the cheetahs of G.T. Road which can go from any gap that it sees on road.....no one can win them, lot of dares required to overtake them..

Guys who dream to participate in reality stunt shows and dare shows like who dare wins or Khatron ke Khiladi..just try to sit on roof of these buses(yea..ones in pictures may become ur inspirations)...i promise they will bring hell out of u...and u will leave ur dream on bus roof itself......

And the guy sitting behind me had played his fav. songs play-list....purest desi punjabi songs....
poor baby! he wasn't having his headphones...so played them all loudly.....a perfect background music when u r enjoying haryana roadways smooth journey...

passengers who were trying to sleep...ignoring that soothing music......made a bad try....as their heads were getting regularly banged with windows or seat rods..

Laloo ji....yea, our former railway minister...had promised bullet train between delhi and mumbai..
But Laloo ji!! no need of that....we have our very own haryana roadways...no need to make any trial run...they will definitely make your unimaginable road journey into 9-10 hours..
But make one thing compulsory...all passengers must be insured !!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Here and There...

This happened yesterday...here it goes...last evening, i had gone to nearby Mother Dairy Safal Fruit shop to fetch some fruits  for my empty stomach. After selecting fruits of my part,  I was standing in Billing queue & i noticed this lady's impatience. The fruit seller was not having change( just 1 rupee) for balance to pay her and politely told the lady " Madam ji, thodi der wait kar lijiye ya parchi le jaiye" and then came her impatience..she just murmered these nice words with her nice facial expressions- " f******* jeasus christ, what the indians, idiots".(she was herself an indian....guys).. and she started leaving..fruit seller politely shouted at her to take a 1 rupee token and her reply..u can guess it...."oh! shut up, keep that with you"....

This lady needs to attend some How-to-speak-well classes...and Fruit wale Bhaiya!! please keep some change yaar...for these impatient n well-mannered fruit eaters...

I have been brought up watching Ramayan and Mahabharat on t.v. and have always learnt the holy importance of the Indian cow( Cow Mata ki Jai Ho....). But I have always wondered why they are so much part of our daily traffic. The stray cattle are always leading the traffic and innocent drivers have nothing to do except to wait impatiently or blow horns....Chalo! that's bit common...but here in Noida..There is another add-on. The nearby village people take their buffalos for grazing from the common heavy traffic road itself....they have no traffic signals to obey...and just co-operate enough to do some nice traffic jams...One can't argue with them as they are all like we-are-not-listening-you people...and you never know..when one of the buffalos becomes mad and hit you as you are waiting at opposite side..to let their march-past go patiently...(they do hit....be careful..it has happened with me..even if i was not wearing RED clothes that day...)....



Monday, April 27, 2009

Amulaya Amul....












































































































































































Guys...we have been eating Amul butter since our baby days. But i have been always fascinated by their Ads..the chubby little girl has remained mascot of Amul from very start of their Ad. campaign...




Be it the abhi-ash marriage, any imp. movie release or any good event happening around you..Amul is always there to put some extra butteriee delicious humour to it..i have always seen her on hoardings near Delhi fly-overs, front page of TOI, TV ads...etc..few places to name for its presence..






Amul is all set to enter Guniess Book for their longest running ad. campaign..




i have put some of them here...check'em out and enjoy..especially the bollywood ones..

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Doggy World....



Do dogs smoke?? yea...that's my question...


Day before yesterday, i had gone with my office mates for their so-called sutta-break(guys..i don't smoke)..we were standing at the cigarette seller's stall..gossiping around...and suddenly one dog came and sat near me. Suddenly,he started pounding my leg. He was expecting me to feed him something. i put some chanas for him to eat. but he just smelled them and made some i-don't wanna-eat-these look and again pounded my leg heavily..i was just wondering is this dog demanding some cigarette to smoke??...sounds weird but just think...this may be right..!!


Its India guys...unbelievable things keep happening. Our former health minister Dr. Venugopal...introduced this much hyped Smoking Ban..(which itself smoked up)everywhere...but that's only for Humans..not for animals!! so Doggy n Animal world....enjoy ur smokii freedom..


Remember that Pug Dog, yea..the Hero of Hutch which just blowed away every dog breed and became everyone's first choice for pet. When it came in this Adv. world, its demand just started touching cloud 9...Before That, the dog was priced at 3000-4000 bucks and even hardly anyone bought it.. but its in Indian blood to go crazy..As people saw him in "U n I in this beautiful world"...people started searching for their next family member and prices straight went up to whopping...50000 bucks.Pug became a star out of nowhere...it also came in movies...Mujhse Shaadi karogi, Fool n Final(remember hajmola..)...but as Vodafone bought Hutch...they just changed everything to their fav. color-- red n pink...n so our pug was shown the pink slip....poor pug!! but anywz....we will miss u pug....!!! i just hope that people don't left their much hyped family member as stray dogs on roads..


Now  its turn of this Portugese Water dog breed which is US's first pet...u got it right...this is Obama's much publicised first pet. Media has left no stone unturned to make the Dog - a treat for every eye. I read this in TOI...dog is getting a price tag of dreamy figure of 1,00,000 bucks....and 5-8 year old  typical-Indian-Daddy-loved-Kid is saying to his papa-" can't we have it! daddy??"   and these Papas...for sake of their kid love...are vandelising every pet shop for this dog....in this Hot Delhi weather. Petshop owners are getting dog imported from Thailand, Portugal etc to meet up the demand.....now our Indian Papa has to make a tough choice...to buy this lakhTakiya Nano or this lakhTakiya Kutta!!


Just Imagine...how this Amitabh's dialogue will look like..."Mere paas bunglow hai, gari hai, bank balance hai...n...bachu!..mere paas MAA bhi hai...tumhare paas kya hai...hayin??"

Shashi Kapoor-"Mere paas....Kutta hai!!"





Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Gen. Y babies...


Don't get confused for why i have written Gen Y instead of Gen X.....i saw this on TV...for 20th centuary it was Gen X..but now, Gen Y has come....got it.. !!

New gen babies..wat to say about them...to start with..yesterday, i was cmng back to delhi by train..n i saw dis papa n his 1-2 year old son. the son was crying loudly from past 15 mins...his pa tried everything to make him quiet..but all in vain..then came the pa's brahmastra..he took out his nokia cell phone...n gave it in hands of his son..as the cell touched his hands, son was so smiling n giggling..as like he forgot he was crying..

I believe its a common scene everywhere now..to make a baby smile, put a cell in his hand...i suggest that nokia, samsung shud launch special toy cell phones for these babies....afterall..they form a new untouched customer base....just imagine in near future, a baby boy smsing his couterparts..."i just had bottle milk..it was so yuck..low sugar..wat abt u?" or "i just peed on my pa's new shirt"...phew...as things go on...by age of 3-4, all babies will be making their profiles on orkut, facebook etc....Just Imagine!!

Another thing i hav seen...wat these babies n even when we were ones..learn first...is to do bye n jai(as to prey)....its common..some uncle auntygng back n our Mas will quickly say to her baby"beta!bye karo.."...n baby happily waves his 5 fingers in air...n voila! uncle aunty just left smiling....or whenever a guest comesn to let babies welcome guests..ma says"beta!jai karo"...two cute hands just come together...this jai is a 2-in-1 thing..a namaste as well as jai to worship...

But whatever these babies learn...they are our future..India's future...n we shud always make them learn gud things...so that they can walk on their success's path throughout life...n then reflect our own India's success..

Babies....Jai Ho!!

Friday, March 13, 2009

first meaningful post...

well friends...its friday and i m sitting in my office..its almost a 3rd holiday for me apart from normal weekends. my mind just pinged me to start writing this blog which i was delaying from past one week(don't know why, may be mood is now)....i just finished my holi celebrations two days back..and can say it was one of the best holis in past few years.. majorly a dry holi for me including some eggs n tomatos..

hmm....i am just thinking which novel to pick next. i just came across this shobha de's blog..what a lady! her writings have always made me more to read. she never looks 61. i have read two of her novels..her novels are always having a factor of a typical mumbian life-revolving around one girl who is just struggling with her surroundings, people around her.. well..i have read 2-3 criticisims about her but still..all love her(include me too in that list)...see her blog for proof..

endless things to write but still.....i am feeling great to start writing in this blog and....with a slight fear in mind..how my frens gonna think about my first thoughts. watever they say..good or bad...i love them n will reapect their comments..don't think i m writing for them...but this frens fear factor or they will like this or not has always lived in me..it may be a bad habit but helps me to correct myself..(now thats good for me)....i hope to make this blog more diversified, humourous, non-boring.....

please start posting ur comments or scribble anything here(meaningless and stupid stuff not invited....)
cya later frens!

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

check..1.....2.....3.........

well..well.....blog post testing....check check..1 2 3...................
guys..dats first time i m writing into blog...so check check....1 2 3...........